You are trying to gain entry to a Quarantined Development Zone!
Unauthorised Civilian Access is Strictly Forbidden!
Don´t even think about it!
Due to the unpredictable nature of Stuff here at the «Technological-Cutting-Edge» you are in grave and immediate danger! Failure to comply with our security "measures" can, and usually will result in physical, mental and financial injury! So, take three long slow steps backwards, turn around 180 degrees and walk very slowly right back out the way you came.
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is a sure fire way to satisfy your hunger for our infinite knowledge and wisdom.
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You wouldn´t want to miss out on the beta invites now would you? Damn Right!
Immerse yourself in deep thought and subversive deed on one of the other OWN Interwebs.
Still not satisfied? Then try reading a book or taking a long windy walk on the beach.
Here I am! Brain the size of a planet...